In the spirit of the rivarly and to help get you through your hump day, here are some good anti-UA jokes to drop on your co-workers and "friends" from Northern Nogales Tech. Thanks to our friend 4VRADVL for some of these. Hump day quick links coming later today.
Q: How do you get a UA graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for your Chinese food.
Q: What's the difference between Arizona's football program and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios have made significant bowl apperances.
Q: What did the average UA football player get on his SAT?
A teacher once asked a student, who was wearing an ASU shirt, what he wanted to be when he grew up, to which he responded "I want to do what my parents do, no matter what!"
The teacher responded, "Well, what if your mom was a hooker and your dad dealt drugs? Would you still want to do what they did?"
The kid, in all his wisdom, said quickly, "That would never happen, my parents didn't go to the U of A."
Q: How many UA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, because you have to be a sophomore to have that training.
Q: What do you do if you find a UA fan buried to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement, of course.
Q: How do you make Arizona Wildcat cookies?
A: Trick question. It's impossible because you can never put Arizona in a bowl.
Q: What's the most likely way for ASU to go to the Rose Bowl?
A: Win the Pac-10.
Q: What's the most likely way for UA to go to the Rose Bowl?
A: Ask for directions.